NBA CourtOptix, Microsoft’s new basketball data software, lets fans go deeper into the nuances of the game than ever before. In fact, these stats go so deep, they all but eliminate some of sports’ oldest debates. The talking heads asking “Whose prime was better?” or “Who really deserved Most Improved Player?” will forever be silenced by statistical, objective truth.

On the court, facts are all that remain. Off the court, it’s an entirely different story.

With the help of NBA All-Star Donovan Mitchell, we showed the world exactly what is and isn’t up for debate. And with over 2.3 million views and counting, I think we can all agree that pineapple on pizza is ███.

Agency: CMD (2022)