Best paired with: a cronut
At the turn of the millennium, Thom Yorke snorted too much ketamine off of a synthesizer and a bunch of hipsters lost their goddamn minds. That's why Kid A and the cronut are perfect for each other — they're both so overrated they can never live up to the hype of their internet fanboys.
For those out of the loop, a cronut is a trendy croissant/doughnut that the internet flipped its lid for in 2013. It wasn’t just basic girls on Instagram either; TIME Magazine named it one of the year’s best inventions. Absurd! That would be like Kid A winning the Grammy for "Best Alternative Album."
… Oh.
Listen, the best part of having a cronut is telling people you’ve had a cronut. So with Kid A, save yourself some time and just say you did.
