Best paired with: goth food
Now, Billie Eilish is not goth. But neither is goth food — it’s just normal food dyed black. Something familiar glossed with a spooky vernier.
And that’s all this album is: pop music painted with charcoal.
It might taste a little more bitter and make you feel a little more special for choosing to consume it, but don’t fool yourself. This is the same food we’ve seen for years now. And a new, trendier iteration is already on its way.