Best paired with: tamarind whiskey sour
Hell hath no fury like a teenager’s break-up album.
Sour, bitter, and salty — the only thing missing from Olivia Rodrigo’s debut record is even the slightest hint of sweetness. And this tamarind drink’s tart taste will make your lips pucker more than that when you got that “we r over” text.
So pour your cocktail strong, and try your best to forget the fact that Jason has probably already sent multiple thirsty DMs to the hostess at your local Applebee’s.
… On second thought, your fake ID isn’t fooling anyone. I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar area and find a booth.
